HOTHLETES

I have my issues with considering anyone who drives a car in circles an athlete. But Danica Patrick is just too hot to ignore! And now she is gracing the cover of Shape magazine. Daddy likes!

And here’s a video of her photo shoot below.  Now perhaps if she would wear bikinis all the time and race in a convertible.  Hmmmm.  I’m pretty sure NASCAR’s ratings would hit an all-time high!  Just trying to help, NASCAR.  I won’t charge this time around.

First off, let me apologize for not updating the blog lately.  I broke a bone in my hand and it has sucked with the typing.  My bad.  Moving on…

I don’t know much about the girl in the photo, Rachel Yurkovich.  What I do know is that she went to the University of Oregon.  The pic was taken in 2007.  She throws a javelin.  And she looks damn good doing it.  Look at that body form!

This is the kind of girl we need to have on our next Olympic team.  I have no idea if she’s any good or not, but more TV time of her, and winning or losing won’t matter!  Hot girls on Team USA is an awesome thing.  It would help us regain our title of being the envy of the world.  Trust me.

Check out this video of her being interviewed before a competition.  What do you know?  Not only hot, but she seems to have a brain, too.  I need to visit Oregon.

First off, Michael Phelps is a dumb ass.  What kind of idiot rises to that level of fame and then allows himself to be photographed smoking weed?  No one that stupid should have that much money.  So any money he loses is justice.

Now we know why Stephanie Rice wouldn’t sleep with him.  Besides the fact that she is too hot for Phelps, she also is turned off my morons.

Enough of that.  Let’s admire Stephanie Rice some more.  Damn this girl looks good in black, doesn’t she?  And those thigh highs in the first pic?  Whoa.  She looks so naughty.

So here’s to you, Mikey.  Try and use some common sense next time. Retard.

Nothing about cross-country is sexy.  Unless you’re talking about the cross-country girls at Florida State.  Apparently they train in sport bras and tiny shorts.  That plus a hot steamy day can be described with one word:  Magical.

Episode #3 - Florida State Lady Seminoles

Posted to PrettyTough TV by jane on October 09, 2008

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The video is kind of long, and the music is kind of crappy, but these girls are in damn good shape and worthy of a look.  Ignore the guy running with them.  I hate him.  If being in peak physical condition weren’t required, I might be so bold as to try to ouster him.  He must have one of the best jobs ever.  Except for the running, of course.  But no doubt in my mind this guy has gotten a couple of Lady Seminoles to join him in the showers.  Then again, maybe not.  I keep thinking how it would be like if I were that guy.  Did I mention I hate him?

The answer to that question is, nothing!!

All I can say is DAMN.  Damn, damn, damn.  Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn… DAMN.  She just has this unbelievable exotic look that, quite frankly, makes my hair hurt.

These pics are from her 2007 calendar.  And if you know someone that forgets your birthday or maybe can’t remember what month it is, chances are they are using this calendar.  And I would forgive them.  Because these pics would be distracting to anyone.  In fact, I just forgot what day it is…

Remember that Coors Light commercial that mentioned a bunch of things we love?  Among those things mentioned were football on TV, hanging with your friends, dogs that love cats, etc.  Well, when I see pics of Bia and Branca Feres, all I’m thinking is “…and TWINS”!!!

These 20-year-old Brazilians are Olympic Synchronized Swimmers.  That is there “sport”.  Whatever it is they do to produce bodies like these, then I’m all for it!  Love these girls!  LOVE THEM!

I do have something to confess.  I am a little biased towards Branca,  I mean, don’t get me wrong, Bia is hot.  But Branca is just soooo much hotter!  I mean, it’s obvious right? 

Be safe and have a Happy New Year!