First off, let me apologize for not updating the blog lately. I broke a bone in my hand and it has sucked with the typing. My bad. Moving on…
I don’t know much about the girl in the photo, Rachel Yurkovich. What I do know is that she went to the University of Oregon. The pic was taken in 2007. She throws a javelin. And she looks damn good doing it. Look at that body form!
This is the kind of girl we need to have on our next Olympic team. I have no idea if she’s any good or not, but more TV time of her, and winning or losing won’t matter! Hot girls on Team USA is an awesome thing. It would help us regain our title of being the envy of the world. Trust me.
Check out this video of her being interviewed before a competition. What do you know? Not only hot, but she seems to have a brain, too. I need to visit Oregon.
All I can say is DAMN. Damn, damn, damn. Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn… DAMN. She just has this unbelievable exotic look that, quite frankly, makes my hair hurt.
These pics are from her 2007 calendar. And if you know someone that forgets your birthday or maybe can’t remember what month it is, chances are they are using this calendar. And I would forgive them. Because these pics would be distracting to anyone. In fact, I just forgot what day it is…
I never really considered posting videos on this blog. I just figured I would keep it strictly photos. But Leryn Franco made me change all that. Oh my God did she make me change that!!
Leryn Franco looks great dry, but she looks freakin’ awesome when wet! This girl just has a perfect rockin’ body! And I love it that towards the end of the video she reminds us all that’s she’s still just a girl. Just listen to her when they turn the hose on her. She’s still just a girl. A sweet, smokin’ hot girl.
My hope is to find the hi res pics of that photo shoot as soon as humanly possible. Or more accurately, as soon as my laziness permits. Those pics will no doubt be eye-popping and jaw dropping!
Kara Goucher represented the United States well in the New York City Marathon on Sunday. Not only is she the first American to place in over ten years, but more importantly, she’s very easy on the eyes!
We salute you, Kara Goucher. Congratulations on your accomplishment. And thank you for looking damn good. Because right now as our nation faces troubled times ahead, the last thing we need is an American woman on the podium who would make the rest of the U.S.A. look bad. In fact, you raise our morale, among other things.
Seriously. Have you seen how hot she is??? Whatever she wants, give it to her!
It broke my heart when I saw Lolo Jones trip over that hurdle during her race at the 2008 Olympics. The gold medal was hers. She had it! But, alas, it was not meant to be. If I had a gold medal to give Lolo, I would. And that’s saying a lot, considering the economic times in America. Actually, I’m starting to rethink that offer. If I get my hands on a gold medal, I may have to melt it down and keep it as part of my considerably depleted nest egg.
What’s that you say? The gold medals aren’t actually worth their weight in gold?? And that’s because it’s only 10% gold and the rest is silver??? WTF…
Ok. I’ve thought about it some more. Lolo, I give you the gold medals I don’t have. All I ask in return is you posing for more hot pics and wearing less than what you are wearing in these. And yes, Lolo, I do realize that you are already close to being naked. But we are talking about gold medals here. And I can’t picture anything that would be hotter than you in the nude, with only a gold medal or two hanging from your neck. Yeah, that’s art. Sweet, museum worthy, sexy art.
By now you have heard of Leryn Franco. She is the javelin-throwing beauty that hails from Paraguay. Does it matter that she placed #51st in her competition at the Beijing Olympics? Hell no. Of course that doesn’t matter. She no doubt had points taken away because she was too hot. What’s that? The javelin throw isn’t decided by judges opinions? Oops.
The good news is that Leryn Franco does some modeling on the side to pay “los bills”. Do you know what that means, my friends? It means we shall be seeing a lot more of Ms. Franco in the future.
I have not ever thought about visitng Paraguay. But now, I would definitely consider it. Maybe I should see if I can find it on a globe first. They speak Spanish there, right? Like that matters. My Spanish sucks.
