The answer to that question is, nothing!! 
All I can say is DAMN. Damn, damn, damn. Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn… DAMN. She just has this unbelievable exotic look that, quite frankly, makes my hair hurt.
These pics are from her 2007 calendar. And if you know someone that forgets your birthday or maybe can’t remember what month it is, chances are they are using this calendar. And I would forgive them. Because these pics would be distracting to anyone. In fact, I just forgot what day it is…