I wonder what it’s like for Heather Mitts to play soccer for Team USA. I mean, do you think the rest of the team hates her? I mean, besides for Hope Solo, and maybe another chick, the rest of Team USA is about as attractive as those mothers at the polygamist LDS compound in Texas.
So it’s easy to imagine with as ridiculously beautiful Heather Mitts is, that her teammates despise her. Most girls I know hate hot girls. Even hot girls hate hot girls. But ugly girls really hate hot girls. I bet they just sneer at her in the locker room when she’s undressing. And she gets dirty looks left and right in the showers because they loathe her perfect body. Girls can be bitches.
I would bet money that one of those broads put a hex on her. How else do you think she ended up married to Jay Feely? Or A.J. Feeley. Or whatever putz she’s married to that isn’t me. Poor Heather.