Ah, yes. The triathlete. Arguably the fittest of all athletes. They have to run. They have to bike. They have to swim. And they don’t usually look that great. I mean, their bodies are hard, but their faces are usually harder. That is why this HOTHLETE is so unique. In a perfect world, they would all look like Lokelani McMichael. Yowza!
So, I am officially offering my massage services to Lokelani. After her next grueling triathlon, I will gladly rub her down all over her body with Ben Gay. Or whatever hot triathletes use for pain relief.
I just have this feeling that this girl takes a cold shower and steam comes out anyway. Know what I mean?