Seriously. Have you seen how hot she is??? Whatever she wants, give it to her!
It broke my heart when I saw Lolo Jones trip over that hurdle during her race at the 2008 Olympics. The gold medal was hers. She had it! But, alas, it was not meant to be. If I had a gold medal to give Lolo, I would. And that’s saying a lot, considering the economic times in America. Actually, I’m starting to rethink that offer. If I get my hands on a gold medal, I may have to melt it down and keep it as part of my considerably depleted nest egg.
What’s that you say? The gold medals aren’t actually worth their weight in gold?? And that’s because it’s only 10% gold and the rest is silver??? WTF…
Ok. I’ve thought about it some more. Lolo, I give you the gold medals I don’t have. All I ask in return is you posing for more hot pics and wearing less than what you are wearing in these. And yes, Lolo, I do realize that you are already close to being naked. But we are talking about gold medals here. And I can’t picture anything that would be hotter than you in the nude, with only a gold medal or two hanging from your neck. Yeah, that’s art. Sweet, museum worthy, sexy art.