Ice skating is pretty lame. Make no mistake about it. With that being a scientific fact, there needs to be more Sahsa Cohen types in order to make this “sport” interesting. If you have 3 or 4 Sasha Cohens in a competition, that would be an immediate boost in ratings. Now have them perform in bikinis, well then, now you’re on to something.
Sasha Cohen is hot. I’m trying to figure out why the ice doesn’t melt while she is performing. And you have to admire how limber she is. Damn.
Sometimes being an “ice queen” is cool. Get it? Cool? Pun intended.