HOTHLETES

First off, Michael Phelps is a dumb ass.  What kind of idiot rises to that level of fame and then allows himself to be photographed smoking weed?  No one that stupid should have that much money.  So any money he loses is justice.

Now we know why Stephanie Rice wouldn’t sleep with him.  Besides the fact that she is too hot for Phelps, she also is turned off my morons.

Enough of that.  Let’s admire Stephanie Rice some more.  Damn this girl looks good in black, doesn’t she?  And those thigh highs in the first pic?  Whoa.  She looks so naughty.

So here’s to you, Mikey.  Try and use some common sense next time. Retard.

So I just saw a commercial with Michael Phelps.  I guess this is the results from winning 8 gold medals in the Beijing Olympics.  Edorsement deals out the wazoo.  And then I remember some talk that he was connected to this Australian swimmer Stephanie Rice.  So I decided to look her up and see if there is any truth to this talk.  Let me think…

Well, I have decided that these rumors must not be true.  The combination of Stephanie Rice’s hotness and Michael Phelp’s dorkiness make these horrible rumors completely false.  The girls is simply too hot for him.  Unless he duped her with a roofie or maybe she lost a bet, she just wouldn’t give Michael Phelps the time of day.

If any of you can pass off some advice to Michael Phelps, tell him to aim a little lower.  Something more his speed.  Like Velma from Scooby-Doo or something.

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