HOTHLETES

Maria Sharapova is the formula for all hothletes.  And that formula is… EXTREMELY HOT + EXTREMELY SUCCESSFUL = ENVY OF FEMALE ATHELETES EVERYWHERE.

I know that some of you still like to think that Ana Kournikova is still the hottest thing in all of tennis.  Well, I cannot agree, especially after looking at all these Sharapova pics.  In fact, she may not even be in the top ten!  Have you seen all the hot young tennis players in the female circuit these days???  Trust me on this.  I will be blogging about each one of these hothletes.  And you will agree.

Plus Anna has that chubby face I can’t get past.  Chubby face and not ever winning anything is a bunch of negative points.  Now, just because I don’t think she is the hottest girl in tennis doesn’t mean I would kick her out of bed, know what I mean?

A HOTHLETE is not always known for winning.  In fact, that should be the least of her concerns.  What she should be concerned with is looking as hot as she possibly can while participating in a sport that requires little clothing, plenty of sweat, and lots of TV time.  Well, Jelena Jankovic managed just that.  But unfotunately, she lost the U.S Open tennis championship to one of the scarier female athletes around in Serena Williams.  Perhaps now would be a good time to add Serena to out list of NOTTIES?  Yes, I think so too.

By the way, does Jelena Jankovic love doing the splits or what?  I found numerous pics of her in Google images doing exactly that.  It’s good to see that a girl knows what being a HOTHLETE is all about.  Stay limber, Jelena.  Stay limber and we all win.